So this was my Mother’s Day gift from my son…
Pretty, right? Let’s take a closer look…
My mom is cool because she always allows me to get video games. That’s why she’s great.
She’s actually awesome. — Uh… Not exactly
My mom is awesome because she’s allowed me to have my own room. She’s still decorating.
That’s why she’s really cool. — Okay. This is better.
My mom is cool because she always allows me to see some R-rated movies. She is great.
She is actually just cool. — Uh… No.