You get one life, why not star in it?
You're the Best... Dad
In the course of our parenting years, I have always been Bad Cop. Unlike my childhood where I heard "wait until your father gets home", I am the tough one. Most days I have accepted this as the yin and yang of our family but I can't deny that I sometimes long to be the Good Cop
I'm a Superhero... or not
I think I have a super power. What is this power that I believe myself to have? Time bending. I believe I can do ridiculous amounts of things in short times. My daily to-do list would attest to this.